Ever notice in modern day fps games when you go idle, the guy always does something? And the weirdest thing he does is stare at his hands. He’ll be fine, just standing there, then suddenly take up  hand palm up and look at it. It’s like he’s thinking, oh my god. I have hands. I don’t know what to think. I have hands. I must be a god. What are they used for. Why are they so clean. Help me with my hands. It’s like they are catching up from the days of mario when their hands where 1 pixel cubes that occasionally moved when you jumped. Or maybe they are trying to tell us something? Like, with sign language or something. Anyway, it’s a weird thing, so I did a thing, and stuff happened.

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